Madeline is married to Ernest, who was once arch-rival Helen's fiance. After recovering from a mental breakdown, Helen vows to kill Madeline and steal back Ernest. Unfortunately for everyone, the introduction of a magic potion causes things to be a great deal more complicated than a mere murder plot.
Helen Sharp
Goldie Hawn
Dr. Ernest Menville
Bruce Willis
Madeline Ashton Menville
Meryl Streep
Lisle von Rhuman
Isabella Rossellini
Chagall
Ian Ogilvy
Dakota
Adam Storke
Rose
Nancy Fish
Psychologist
Alaina Reed Hall
Anna
Michelle Johnson
Vivian Adams
Mary Ellen Trainor
Mr. Franklin
William Frankfather
Eulogist
John Ingle
Opening Man
Clement von Franckenstein
Opening Woman
Petrea Burchard
Second Man
Jim Jansen
Second Woman
Mimi Kennedy
Landlord
Paulo Tocha
Eviction Cop
Mark Davenport
Eviction Cop
Thomas Murphy
Police Officer
Michael Mills
Psychiatric Patient
Sonia Jackson
Psychiatric Patient
Jill C. Klein
Psychiatric Patient
Jean St. James
Psychiatric Patient
Debra Jo Rupp
Psychiatric Patient
Carol Ann Susi
Psychiatric Patient
Kay Yamamoto
Messenger Girl
Jacquelyn K. Koch
Chagall Receptionist
Anya Longwell
Chagall Security
Stuart Mabray
Starlet
Colleen Morris
Jay Norman
Jonathan Silverman
Woman at Book Party
Meg Wittner
Girl at Dakota's
Carrie Jean Yazel
Lisle's Body Guard
Michael A. Nickles
Lisle's Body Guard
John Enos III
Lisle's Body Guard
Danny Lee Clark
Lisle's Body Guard
Fabio
Lisle's Body Guard
Joel Beeson
Elvis
Ron Stein
Greta Garbo
Bonnie Cahoon
Marilyn Monroe
Stéphanie Anderson
Andy Warhol
Bob Swain
James Dean
Eric Clark
Jim Morrison
Dave Brock
Blonde with Jim Morrison
Lydia Peterkoch
Coroner
Phillip Irwin Cooper
Coroner
Ernest Harada
Second Doctor
Susan Kellermann
Medical Technician
Kevin Caldwell
Medical Technician
Alex Hernandez
Sobbing Nun
Donna Ekholdt
Sobbing Nun
Tammy Gantz
Sobbing Nun
Melissa Martin
Dancer
Jeff Adkins
Dancer
Cheryl Baxter
Dancer
Cameron English
Dancer
Edmond Alan Forsyth
Dancer
Bob Gaynor
Dancer
Don Hesser
Dancer
Michael Higgins
Dancer
Kenneth Hughes
Dancer
Kenneth Knaff
Dancer
Glean Lewis
Dancer
Keith McDaniel
Dancer
Charles McGowan
Dancer
Regan Patno
Dancer
Lacy Darryl Phillips
Dancer
Matt Sergott
Dancer
Paul Michael Thorpe
Dancer
Sergio Trujillo
Singer
Randy Crenshaw
Singer
Jon Joyce
Singer
Jerry Whitman
Police Supervisor (uncredited)
Anthony S. Johnson
Man (uncredited)
Mike O'Hearn
Hospital Doctor (uncredited)
Sydney Pollack
Maid in Ancient Greece (uncredited)
Ai Wan
Michael Caine (uncredited) (archive footage)
Michael Caine