Staying late in their office on a Friday night, a motley crew of click-bait article authors are tasked with finding the top thirteen scariest online videos in preparation for a Halloween roll-out. When an early entry promises to curse whoever watches the cryptic link, our snarky writers must distinguish fact from fiction before a crescendo of paranormal disturbances lead to real-life murders.
Rachel Silver
Melissa LaMartina
Myra
Rachel D. Wilson
June
Kalima Young
Vanessa
Kathy Carson
Lester
Troy Jennings
Eugene Wiley
Johnny Marra
Mr. Tickles
Mike C. Walls
Chuck
John Bennett
Rose Silver
Evangeline Ridgaway
Clickbait Zombie
Caitlin Rife
Viral Video Son
Cash K. Allen
Viral Video Dad
Wes Allen
Sasquatch
Greg Bowen
Monster Vera
Erin Reid
Ginny Wainwright (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
Sadie Roussell
Mrs. Wainwright (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
Tracey Allyn
Greg Wainwright (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party") (voice)
Daemon McConnaughey
Birthday Party Extra #1 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
Mark Burchick
Boy's Mom (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
Katharine Vary
Birthday Party Extra #2 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
Richard Donahue
Boy (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
Flynn Shea
Birthday Party Extra #3 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
Cecily Donahue Autumn
Birthday Party Extra #4 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
Jill George
Birthday Party Extra #5 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
Brooke Korch
Birthday Party Extra #6 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
Lisa Logan-Roussell
Birthday Party Extra #7 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
Geoff Loo
Birthday Party Extra #8 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
Shelley Loo
Officer Rebecca Harrington (segment "Police Dash Cam Captures Bigfoot!")
Kendra North
Drunk Guy (segment "Police Dash Cam Captures Bigfoot!")
Scott Burke
Bigfoot (segment "Police Dash Cam Captures Bigfoot!")
Mark Roby
Vera (segment "Vera's Very Very Vlog")
Maddie Howard
Maddie's Friend (segment "Vera's Very Very Vlog")
Brittany Hunt
Father Demetri Barrett (segment "How To Perform An Exorcism")
Craig Peter Coletta
Father Blair Dietz (segment "How To Perform An Exorcism")
Mike Jancz
Possessed Woman (segment "How To Perform An Exorcism")
Kristina Green
George O'Bannon (segment "Funeral Home Invasion 911 Call")
Nolen Strals
911 Operator (segment "Funeral Home Invasion 911 Call") (voice)
Leanna Chamish
Rodrick Baines (segment "From The Shadows: Meet Scraps")
Matt Lake
Charles Goyer (segment "From The Shadows: Meet Scraps")
George Stover
Dr. Louis Berger (segment "From The Shadows: Meet Scraps")
Brian St. August
Claire Berger (segment "From The Shadows: Meet Scraps")
Helenmary Ball
Chip Chapman (segment "Lake Zaca Monster")
Ian McCleary
Chip Arnold (segment "Lake Zaca Monster")
Pat Storck
Randy (segment "Lake Zaca Monster") (voice)
Chris LaMartina
Weirdos' Victim (segment "Weirdos")
Michael C. Stettes
Weirdo #1 (segment "Weirdos")
Letitia Getka
Weirdo #2 (segment "Weirdos")
Justin Getka
Weirdo #3 (segment "Weirdos")
Chuck Green
Weirdo #4 (segment "Weirdos")
Emilie Clingerman
Drew Blood (segment "Blood Trails")
AJ Hyde