Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and she is subsequently kidnapped while on their honeymoon in a tropical paradise.
Bryan Lighthouse
Dave Annable
Masha Nikitin
Katharine McPhee
Ernesto
Rob Schneider
Tonya
Mena Suvari
Lani
Tia Carrere
Bryan's Mother
Kathy Bates
Vadik Nikitin
Ken Davitian
Agent Ross
Kevin Dunn
Brick
Vinnie Jones
Plumber
Stephen Tobolowsky
Agent Meyers
Howard Bishop
Borislava Nikitin
Jeanne Rogers
Tahitian Village Mayor
Willie K. Kahaiali'i
Oleg
Theo Coumbis
Pirate Dog Owner
Dorian Burns
Resort Receptionist
Tani Lynn Fujimoto
Resort Bar Tender
Al Harrington
Accupuncturist
Allan Okubo
Zoya
Michelle Cornish
Mobster Bodyguard
Joe Fick
Wedding Guest
Celia Kenney
Wedding Guest
Duke Kenney
Club Zagreb VIP
Paul Leo Klink
Club Patron
Stephen Meyers
Pig Owner
Bill Ogilvie
Mobster Bodyguard
EJ Snyder
Lani's Boyfriend
Hudson Taylor