Nine short stories based on the true experiences of London Underground passengers: "Mr. Cool" (Amy Jenkins, dir.); "Horny" (Stephen Hopkins); "Grasshopper" (Menhaj Huda); "My Father the Liar" (Bob Hoskins); "Bone" (Ewan McGregor); "Mouth" (Armando Iannucci); "A Bird in the Hand" (Jude Law); "Rosebud" (Gaby Dellal); "Steal Away" (Charles McDougall)
City Gent (segment "Horny")
Tom Bell
Ticket Inspector (Steal Away)
Jim Carter
Girl (segment "Steal Away")
Carmen Ejogo
Rosebud (segment "Rosebud")
Leonie Elliott
Little Girl (segment "Horny")
Leah Fitzgerald
Luke (segment "Mr. Cool")
Jason Flemyng
Joe (segment "Mr. Cool")
Dexter Fletcher
Station Guard (multiple segments)
Frank Harper
Emma (segment "Mr. Cool")
Kelly Macdonald
Roy (segment "Grasshopper")
Peter McNamara
Boy (segment "Steal Away")
Hans Matheson
Old Man (segment "A Bird In The Hand")
Alan Miller
Heroine (segment "Mouth")
Daniela Nardini
Male Reveller (segment "Steal Away")
Lee Ross
Older Lady (segment "Horny")
Liz Smith
Gordon (segment "Bone")
Nicholas Tennant
Alex (segment "Horny")
Denise Van Outen
Preacher (Steal Away)
Don Warrington
Angela (segment "Rosebud")
Rachel Weisz
Father (segment "My Father The Liar")
Ray Winstone
Mr. X (segment "Grasshopper")
Stephen Taylor
Shantel (segment "Grasshopper")
Alicya Eyo
Charlie (segment "Grasshopper")
Roger Griffiths
Stevie (segment "Grasshopper")
Dele Johnson
Reena (segment "Grasshopper")
Preeya Kalidas
Mazaar (segment "Grasshopper")
Mazhar Munir
Mo (segment "Grasshopper")
Ray Panthaki
Miss Clinique (segment "Grasshopper")
Marcia Rose
Bulla (segment "Grasshopper")
Ashish Raja
James (segment "Grasshopper")
Jake Wood
Bag Lady (segment "My Father The Liar")
Edna Doré
Suicide Victim (segment "My Father The Liar")
William Hoyland
Vendor (segment "My Father The Liar")
Richard Jobson
Son (segment "My Father The Liar")
Tom Watson
Louise (segment "Bone")
Kay Curram
Flamboyant Soloist (segment "Bone")
Joe Duttine
Pot Plant Lady (segment "Bone")
Corrinne Charton
Concert Hall Manager (segment "Bone")
Douglas L. Mellor
Bride To Be (segment "Mouth")
Helen Coker
Dude (segment "Mouth")
Mark Frost
Girlfriend (segment "Mouth")
Sky Glover
Business Man (segment "Mouth")
Simon Greenall
Boyfriend (segment "Mouth")
Matthew Xia
Youth 2 (segment "A Bird In The Hand")
Ed Allen
Youth 1 (segment "A Bird In The Hand")
Morgan Jones
Woman (segment "A Bird In The Hand")
Cleo Sylvestre
Elizabeth (segment "Rosebud")
Doña Croll
Typewriter Man (segment "Rosebud")
Ian Puleston-Davies
Tweed Suit (segment "Rosebud")
Steve Speirs
Elderly Drunk (segment "Steal Away")
Tim Barlow
Black Boy (segment "Steal Away")
Darren Carr
Ticket Inspector (segment "Steal Away")
Jim Carter
Drained Young Woman (segment "Steal Away")
Emma Cunniffe
Walkman Boy (segment "Steal Away")
Clint Dyer
Middle Aged Woman (segment "Steal Away")
Jeillo Edwards
Boy's Mum (segment "Steal Away")
Annette Ekblom
White Pinstripe Suit Man (segment "Steal Away")
Simon Kunz
Clerk (segment "Steal Away")
Simon Pegg
Driver (segment "Steal Away")
Sean Pertwee
Preacher (segment "Steal Away")
Don Warrington
Station Guard (segment "Rosebud") (as Danny Cerqueira)
Daniel Cerqueira