Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.
Bryan Millers
Lee Tergesen
Money Maker
Reno Wilson
Lenore Millers
Lauren Stamile
Edna Millers
Joyce Bulifant
Kim Millers
Laura-Leigh
Jamie Dempsy
Cameron Van Hoy
Brown Finger
Margaret Cho
Himself
Akon
Fake Akon
Michael Blackson
Dalmat
Ray Abruzzo
Dirty Lady
Barbara Moore
Flight Attendant
Kelly Noonan
Fireman
Matt Knudsen
News Reporter
Lauren Gores
Old Man
Monty Cox
Doctor
Andrew Bowen
Little Girl
Julia Kate Rappaport
Pharmacist
Danny Jacobs
Store Manager
Da'Vone McDonald
Joe
Whitmer Thomas
Herself
Jenny McCarthy
Himself
Donnie Wahlberg
Stoner #1
Eli Bildner
Stoner #2
Ben Pace
Party Girl #1
JC Coccoli
Party Girl #2
Krista Kalmus
Party Girl #3
Deborah Herrera
Party Patron #1
Harel Calderon
Jimmy
Jake McLean
Albanian Thug #1
Sam Upton
Albanian Thug #2
Ido Mor
Albanian Thug #3
Nick Hermz
Albanian Thug #4
Koby Azarly
Albanian Thug #5
Nick Gracer
Albanian Thug #6
Ken Mareno
Receptionist
Marianne Taylor
Sue
Deborah Baker Jr.
Buddy #1
Lukas Haas
Buddy #2
Ethan Suplee
Raja
Nik Dodani
All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)
Bonny
Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)
Paxton the Dog
Mr. Vialis (uncredited)
Robert L. Wilson
Shopper (uncredited)
Jennifer Rikert Wolski
Housekeeper (uncredited)
Sian Vilaire
Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)
Luca Belloiu
Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)
Aleksey Solodov