S.F.W.

Cliff Spab

Stephen Dorff

Wendy Pfister

Reese Witherspoon

Morrow Streeter

Jake Busey

Monica Dice

Joey Lauren Adams

Janet Streeter

Pamela Gidley

Scott Spab

David Barry Gray

Joe Dice

Jack Noseworthy

Gerald Parsley

Richard Portnow

Al

Tobey Maguire

Babs Wyler

Amber Benson

Phil Donahue Clone / Sam Donaldson Clone / Alan Dershowitz / Ted Koppel Clone / Larry King Clone

John Roarke

Mr. Spab

Edward Wiley

Mrs. Spab

Lela Ivey

Kristen

Natasha Gregson Wagner

Dolly

Annie McEnroe

Earl

Virgil Frye

Kim Martin

Francesca P. Roberts

Milt Morris

Soon-Tek Oh

Dick Zetterland

Steve Antin

Gary Coleman

Gary Coleman

Sandy Hooten

Melissa Sullivan

Allison Ash

Blair Tefkin

Mindy Lawford

Caroline Barclay

Phil Connors

Lenny Wolpe

Rita Connors

Natalie Strauss

Johnny

Dana Allan Young

Female Pantyhose Gunman

China Kantner

Pebbles Goren

Kathryn Atwood

Distressed Witness

Frank Collison

Doctor Travis

Sylvia Short

Female Talent Agent

Sandra Phillips

Male Talent Agent

Gary Grossman

Hotel Receptionist

Michele Seipp

Dori Smelling (as Stephanie Friedman)

Stephanie Cambria

Burger Boy Manager

Adam Small

Mayor

Ben Slack

Nervous Lady on Talkshow

Carol Hankins

Teenage Girl on Talkshow

Kristen Ernst

Woman at Homecoming

Mil Nicholson

Burger Boy Worker

Charles Font

Burger Boy Worker

John Chaidez

Burger Boy Worker

Corey Gunnestad

Reporter

William Scott Brown

Reporter

Lisa Dinkins

Reporter

Amber Edam

Reporter

Jerome Front

Reporter

Susan Harney

Reporter

Philip Moon

Reporter

Joanne Takahashi

Reporter

Richard S. Wilson

Photographer

Ada Gorn

Photographer

Jón Bjarni Guðmundsson

Photographer

Bernadette Elise