At the Tromaville Institute of Technology's nuclear plant, Prof. Holt has perfected "subhumanoids": living beings without emotions who perform menial tasks. When school reporter Roger Smith meets a beautiful subhumanoid named Victoria, they fall in love and he becomes determined to save her and the school from a giant mutant squirrel, Tromie.
Roger Smith
Brick Bronsky
Professor Holt
Lisa Gaye
Victoria
Leesa Rowland
Yoke
Michael Kurtz
Dean Okra
Scott Resnick
Professor Jones
Shelby Shepard
Diane / Bald Subhumanoid
Jackie Moen
Murray
Robert Dawson
Harvey / Malathion Man
Phil Rivo
Tour Guide
Erica Frank
Yoke's Sidekick
Troy Fromin
Basketball Coach / Assistant Director
Paul Borghese
Plain White Rapper
Darla Haun
Mutant Squirrel
Alex Pirnie
Chief Brundt
William J. Kulzer
Toxic Avenger Director
Madison Monk
Squirrels Gang Member
Suzanne Solari
Squirrels Gang Member
Lisa Star
Squirrels Gang Member
Veronica Stork
Motorcycle Man / Rock Band - 674IF
Mark Richardson
Motorcycle Woman
Diane C. Skinner
Bald Subhumanoid
Trinity Loren
Bald Subhumanoid
Sharon Mitchell
Lady who sees 'it's a bird'
Cynthia Windham
Squirrels Gang Member
Louis Ortiz