The Wedded Bliss computer dating agency aims to bring together the lonely hearts of Much-Snoggin-in-the-Green. Its owner, Sidney Bliss, has enough complications in his own love life, but still produces a pamphlet called 'The Wit to Woo'. The strange collection of hopefuls lead to some outlandish matches—and jealousies are bound to lead to trouble.
Sidney Bliss
Sid James
Percival Snooper
Kenneth Williams
James Bedsop
Charles Hawtrey
Esme Crowfoot
Joan Sims
Sophie Plummett
Hattie Jacques
Terence Philpot
Terry Scott
Bertrum Muffet
Richard O'Callaghan
Gripper Burke
Bernard Bresslaw
Sally Martin
Jacki Piper
Jenny Grubb
Imogen Hassall
Adrian
Julian Holloway
Gay
Janet Mahoney
Corset Lady
Amelia Bayntun
Boy Lover
Mike Grady
Miss Dempsey
Patsy Rowlands
Miss Deery
Patricia Franklin
Grandpa Grub
Bart Allison
Aunt Beatrice Grubb
Dorothea Phillips
Wilberforce Grubb
Colin Vancao
Boxing Second
Joe Cornelius
Barman
Bill Pertwee
Henry
Ronnie Brody
Mrs Grubb
Joan Hickson
Girl Lover
Valerie Shute
Mr Deery
Bill Maynard
Lavatory Attendant
Harry Shacklock
Robinson
Philip Stone
Bishop
Derek Francis
Grandma Grub
Hilda Barry
Aunt Victoria Grubb
Ann Way
Uncle Ernest Grubb
Gordon Richardson
Trainer
Tom Clegg
Man in Hospital
Anthony Sagar
Emily
Alexandra Dane
Violinist
Sonny Farrar
Pianist
Josie Bradley
Wife
Anna Karen
Husband
Lauri Lupino Lane
Window Dresser
Gavin Reed
Maitre d'
Len Lowe
Taxi Driver
Fred Griffiths
Bus Conductor
Kenny Lynch
Workman (uncredited)
Chris Adcock
Party Guest (uncredited)
Paul Barton
Sinister Client (uncredited)
Peter Butterworth
Party Guest (uncredited)
Rodney Cardiff
Party Guest (uncredited)
Vic Chapman
Party Guest (uncredited)
Maurice Connor
Party Guest (uncredited)
Tina Hart
Pub Customer (uncredited)
Renee Heimer
Party Guest (uncredited)
Fran Hunter
Grubb Family Member (uncredited)
Betty Huntley-Wright
Pub Customer (uncredited)
Fred Machon
Train Passenger (uncredited)
Gerald Paris
Policeman (uncredited)
Robert Russell
Party Guest (uncredited)
Arnold Schulkes
Wrestler (uncredited)
Tony Selby
Party Guest (uncredited)
Reg Thomason