Celeste and Bam Bam escape their Midwest hometown for New York, and take on their high-school nemeses - the dictators of the world-famous Salon Mirage - while discovering that true beauty lies within.
Darlene
Jane Lynch
Stephan
John Cho
Bam Bam
Bruce Daniels
Jackie
Elaine Hendrix
Legba
Kathy Najimy
Eugene
Alan Cumming
Celeste / Mommy
Margaret Cho
Ryan
Butch Klein
Redneck
Wayne Federman
Allegra
Katy Selverstone
Suburban Dyke
Sabrina Matthews
Angela
Kali Rocha
Eileen
Jackie Kashian
Linda
Nisha Ganatra
Giant
Michael J. McKenna
Clem
Ryan Landry
Neo Nazi
Danny Hoch
Tony
Wilson Cruz
Malik
Chris Williams
Shandra
Jackie Beat
Waitress
Molly Bryant
Stage Manager
Mark Vasconcellos
Trading Faces Cameraman (uncredited)
Aaron Jennings Hartnell
Roxanne (uncredited)
Ashley Hinson
Graham (uncredited)
Jason Olive
Salon Girl (uncredited)
Kyra Oser