When the Texas State University Fightin' Armadillos football team is disqualified for cheating and poor grades, the University is forced to pick from a team that actually goes to school. Will they even win a single game?
Paul Blake
Scott Bakula
Coach Wally Rig
Robert Loggia
Dr. Suzanne Carter
Harley Jane Kozak
Dean Phillip Elias
Larry Miller
Coach Ed Gennero
Héctor Elizondo
Andre Krimm
Sinbad
Carver Purcell
Fred Thompson
Chuck Neiderman
Rob Schneider
Jarvis Edison
Jason Bateman
Wyatt Beaudry
Andrew Bryniarski
Featherstone
Duane Davis
Eric 'Samorai' Hansen
Michael Dolan
Sargie 'Fumblina' Wilkinson
Marcus Giamatti
Lucy Draper
Kathy Ireland
Charlie Banks
Andrew Lauer
McKenzie
Louis Mandylor
Manumana
Peter Navy Tuiasosopo
Papke
Drew Kahn
Olaf Knudson
Spencer Snow
Ingmar Knudson
Scott Snow
Chris Berman
Chris Berman
Convict Football Player
Dick Butkus
Convict Football Player
Earl Campbell
Convict Football Player
Roger Craig
Convict Football Player
Ben Davidson
Convict Football Player
Anthony Dorsett
Convict Football Player
Evander Holyfield
Convict Football Player
Ed Jones
Convict Football Player
Jim Kelly
Convict Football Player
Jerry Rice
Convict Football Player
Herschel Walker
Convict Football Player
Randy White
Harlan 'Flat-top' Meyers
Tom Whiteknight
Jayhawk Linebacker
Raul Flores
Sidney 'Doberman' Harris
Sidney Karlos Bradford
Bessie
Coquina Dunn
Dawne
Debra Carroll
Grant Edison
Garrett Schenck
Sheriff Woods
Rodger Boyce
Manuel
Geoff Garza
Ranch Hand
Augustin Solis
Prison Guard
Dennis Parker
Doctor Sayre
Randy Tallman
Nurse
Desi Doyen
Referee
Darryl Cox
Aerobics Instructor
Kimberly Figge
Athletic Trainer
Ken Locker
ESPN Production Manager
H. Bud Otto
Football Dropout
Tommy Baker
Pianist
Dave Tanner
Waiter
Spencer Prokop
Space Cadet #1
Scott Thompson
Space Cadet #2
Michael Lorre
Billy Bob's Bartender
Allan Graf
Booster
Lee Gideon
Booster
James Edward Savage
Booster
Bobby Griffin
Booster
Phil M. Sewell
Football Player
Donald R. Collins II
Football Player
Scott Davis
Football Player
John L. McGill
Football Player
Dan Brook
Alumni Booster (uncredited)
Mark Hanson