An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loophole and reenter Heaven.
Bartleby
Ben Affleck
Loki
Matt Damon
Bethany
Linda Fiorentino
Serendipity
Salma Hayek Pinault
Azrael
Jason Lee
Jay
Jason Mewes
Metatron
Alan Rickman
Rufus
Chris Rock
Cardinal Glick
George Carlin
John Doe Jersey
Bud Cort
God
Alanis Morissette
Gun Salesman
Jeff Anderson
Grant Hicks
Brian O'Halloran
Liz
Janeane Garofalo
Nun
Betty Aberlin
Kane
Dwight Ewell
Bus Station Attendent
Guinevere Turner
Protestor #1
Bryan Johnson
Protestor #2
Walt Flanagan
Stygian Triplet
Jared Pfennigwerth
Stygian Triplet
Kitao Sakurai
Stygian Triplet
Barret Hackney
Priest at St. Stephen's
Dan Etheridge
Kissing Couple
Derek Milosavljevic
Kissing Couple
Lesley Braden
Mrs. Reynolds
Nancy Bach
Waiter
Armando Rodriguez
Silent Bob
Kevin Smith
Smooching Seaman
Scott Mosier
Seaman Smoocher
Monica Hampton
Gangster #1
Ben Cain
Gangster #2
Richard Baderinwa
Gangster #3
Javon Johnson
Gangster #4
Derrick Sanders
Whitland
Mark Joy
Woman in Boardroom
Linda Levine
Norman (voice)
Ethan Suplee
Blanket Boy on Train
Jonathan Gordon
Bartender
Matthew Maher
Governor Dalton
Nancy Mosser
Officer McGee
Robert Holtzman
Club Patron (uncredited)
Ming Chen
Bus Sleeper (uncredited)
Chris Kittinger
Woman in Elevator (uncredited)
Kimberly Loughran
Parishioner (uncredited)
Jim Mahfood
Parishioner (uncredited)
Brendan McFadden
Parishioner (uncredited)
Joe Nozemack
Reporter (uncredited)
Ernest O'Donnell
Extra (uncredited)
Vincent Pereira
Man Holding Mooby Figurine in Airport (uncredited)
Brian Quinn
Parishioner (uncredited)
Bob Schreck
Bus Rider (uncredited)
Joe Shelby
Businessman (uncredited)
J.E. Smith
Protestor (uncredited)
Adrienne Wehr