Cocky cockney snooker player Billy Kid accepts the challenge of a grudge match from Maxwell Randall (the Green Baize Vampire), six times world champion; the loser will never play professional snooker again.
Billy the Kid
Phil Daniels
Maxwell Randall, The Green Baize Vampire
Alun Armstrong
T.O, The One
Bruce Payne
The Wednesday Man
Don Henderson
Mrs Randall
Eve Ferret
Miss Sullivan
Louise Gold
Egyptian
Richard Ridings
Supersonic Sam
Zoot Money
Big Jack Jay
Neil McCaul
The Spooke
David Foxxe
Floyd
Trevor Laird
TV Director
Danny Webb
Referee
Johnny Dennis
Chorus
Caroline Quentin
Sarah Crowden
George Rossi
Chrissie Cotterill
Trevor Cooper
Elizabeth Heery