All the body-piercing, kinky sex, and car crashes that Shakespeare wanted but never had! Join Tromeo and Juliet as they travel through Manhattan's underground in search of climactic love, violence and the American Way.
Juliet Capulet
Jane Jensen
Tromeo Que
Will Keenan
Murray Martini
Valentine Miele
Cappy Capulet
William Beckwith
London Arbuckle
Steve Gibbons
Sammy Capulet
Sean Gunn
Ness
Debbie Rochon
Narrator
Lemmy Kilmister
Benny Que
Stephen Blackehart
Father Lawrence
Flip Brown
Monty Que
Earl McKoy
Detective Ernie Scalus
Gene Terinoni
Ingrid Capulet
Wendy Adams
Georgie Capulet
Tamara Marie Watson
Rosy
Jacqueline Tavarez
Peter
Tiffany Shepis
1-900-HOT-HUNK
Joe Fleishaker
Found a Peanut Father
James Gunn
Shocked Onlooker
Lloyd Kaufman
Mutant Kid
Lisbeth Kaufman
Mutant Kid
Charlotte Kaufman
Pauline
Caroline Smith
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited)
Jason Green
Tromaville Citizen (uncredited)
Ron Jeremy
Fu Chang
Garon Peterson
Flavio (Penis Monster Guy)
Joseph Anthony
Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex
Craig Adams
Nice Man Hit By Car!!
Neil Ruddy