Given the opportunity to headline their own feature film by studio executive Mr. Mordicus, Sonny and Cher have three days to come up with an idea for a hit movie or they'll have to use the studio's hackneyed script.
Sonny
Sonny Bono
Cher
Cher
Mordicus
George Sanders
Warren
Norman Alden
Smith
Larry Duran
Tough Hombre
Kelly Thordsen
Garth
Lennie Weinrib
Brandon
Peter Robbins
Mordicus' Girl
Edy Williams
Mordicus' Girl
China Lee
Mordicus' Girl
Diane Haggerty
Lieutenant
James Flavin
Solly
Phil Arnold
Kid
Hank Worden
Proprietor
Morris Buchanan
Telegrapher
Charles Smith
Gangster
John Cliff
Wrestler
Herk Reardon
Wrestler
Bruce Tegner
Peddler
Richard Collier
Old Timer
Howard Wright
Bartender
Joe Devlin
Deputy
Dean Cromer
Jungle Gino (uncredited)
Micky Dolenz