A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.
Michael Malone
Kevin Farley
General George S. Patton
Kelsey Grammer
Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Leslie Nielsen
Angel of Death
Trace Adkins
Aziz
Robert Davi
Mohammed
Geoffrey Arend
Josh
Travis Schuldt
President George Washington
Jon Voight
Todd Grosslight
James Woods
Judge Clarence Henderson
Dennis Hopper
George Mulrooney
Kevin Sorbo
Himself
Bill O'Reilly
Rastus Malone
David Alan Grier
Slave
Gary Coleman
Lab Technician
Christopher McDonald
Ahmed
Serdar Kalsin
Neville Chamberlain
Oliver Muirhead
Lab Tech 2
Karri Turner
Celebrity 1
Alaina Huffman
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
Simon Rex
Simon Rex
Speaker 1940's
Dana Lyn Baron
Woman at Awards Party
Julian Berlin
Airport Security Guard 1
Cocoa Brown
Hottie
Jen Halperin
Hottie
Mary Castro
Lily
Nikki DeLoach
It's That Michael Malone!
Susan Deming
Rehearsal Actress
Katie Gill
Political Aide
Cameron Goodman
I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Camille Meyer
Entertainment Tonight Host
Mary Hart
Becca/Kaleigh
Kaleigh Kennedy
Partygoer 2
Simone Lotter
Heather
Jillian Murray
Jane Wagstaffe
Gail O'Grady
Molly Duncan
Anna Osceola
Reporter 1
Lu Parker
Airport Passenger 1
Amy Povich
Reporter 2
Jane Justice Park
Tiny Tina/Jenna
Jenna Vogeler
Voice of Reason
Lauren Lee Smith
Parent
Nadine Ellis
Parent
Marilyn Rising
Columbia Student '1968'
Julianne Waters
Columbia Student '1968'
Christy Williams
Rehearsal Actor
Alexander DiPersia
Professor
Sandi Johnson
Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Mark Vafiades
Young Michael Malone
Jesse Heiman
Wounded Soldier
Brent Lydic
John F. Kennedy
Chriss Anglin
He's Much Fatter in Person.
Brandon Alter
Celebrity 2
Scott Bailey
"Free History Term Papers"
Morgan Beck
Mussolini
Randall Bosley
Intern
Joanne Bowland
Rosie O'Connell
Vicki Browne
Policeman 2
Jeff Corbett
Girl Scout
Rebekah Crane
Security Guard
Tony X. Deale
Hippie 2
Chrisanne Eastwood
"Traitor!"
Mell Flynn
Singer
Lisa Fredrickson
Teddo
Carl De Gersdorff
Reporter on TV
Eileen Gonzales
Airport Security Guard 2
Allen Lee Haff
'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
Joe Hartzler
Minister 2
Mark Henderson
Hitler
Benton Jennings
You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Jack Kelly
Nun on Bus
Coco Leigh
Lab Tech 1
Zachary Levi
Boy Scout
Joey Luthman
Thought You Hated Country Music!
Rich McDonald
Trophy Girl
Meghan McEveety
Girl at BBQ
Brighid McEveety
Airport Passenger 2
Steve Monroe
Marty
Tyler Jacob Moore
Terrorist 2
Joey Naber
Chaplain
Durrell Nelson
Silvano
John O'Hurley
Afghan Prisoner 2
David Oved
Accordion Player
Norman Panto
Minister 1
Robert Pierce
Mose Malone
Bill Posley
Terrorist on Bike
Oren Rehany
Subway Policeman
F. Lee Reynolds
"Sailors!"
Bryant Romo
I'm Starved.
Elizabeth Scott
Patient in Line
Evan Sayet
Timmy / Atticus
Atticus Shaffer
Subway Terrorist
Sammy Sheik
Trophy Girl at BBQ
Abbie Shepherd
Policeman (MSG) 1
Joe Sikorra
Cuban Commander
Steve Spiro
Village Voter
Richard Tanner
Stagehand
Peter F. Tegan
Jimmy Carter
Fred Travalena
Tojo
Hiroshi Ueha
Hippie 1
Lee von Ernst
Voice of Reason
Josh Zucker
Voice of Reason
Sarah Zucker
Cocktail Musician
Paul R. Goldberg
Cocktail Musician
John T. Hatton
Cocktail Musician / Musician
Allen Simpson
Wedding Guest
Joanna Repsold
Wedding Guest
Badger Wagstaffe
Parent
Cheryl Baxter
Parent
Troy Christian
Parent
Laura Fremont
Parent
Michael Higgins
Parent
Elisabeth Jee
Parent
Blane Savage
Parent
Marc Oka
Parent
Carlton Wilborn
Professor
Heather Lea Gerdes
Professor
Marcy Goldman
Professor
Ernest Harden Jr.
Professor
Anthony Marciona
Professor
Stan Mazin
Professor
Bubba Dean Rambo
Professor
Jerry Trent
Plantation Singer
Keith Allan
Plantation Singer
Fred Braggs
Plantation Singer
Eddie Eason
Plantation Singer
Jimmy Fisher
Plantation Singer
Julio Hanson
Plantation Singer
Tyree Mills
Plantation Singer
Andre Washington
Columbia Student '1968'
Reshma Gajjar
Columbia Student '1968'
Christopher Jenkins Holmes
Columbia Student '1968'
Brian Michael Jones
Musician
Eric Gustafson
Musician
David Kogge
Musician
Dan Vulovic
Musician
Adam Yasmin
Self
Paris Hilton