A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.
Big Stan
Rob Schneider
The Master
David Carradine
Madame Foreman
Sally Kirkland
Mindy
Jennifer Morrison
Warden Gasque
Scott Wilson
Mal
Richard Kind
Lew Popper
M. Emmet Walsh
Shorts
Henry Gibson
Judge Perry
Richard Riehle
Alma
Marcia Wallace
Master Cho
Simon Rhee
Board of Governors
Pilar Schneider
Tubby
Dan Haggerty
Piken
Brandon Molale
Prison Chef
Dan Inosanto
Diamond King
Ahman Green
Carnahan
Randy Couture
Deshawn
Brandon T. Jackson
Nation Member
Don Frye
Juanito
Peter Vasquez
Tyler
Jim Cody Williams
Big Raymond
Bob Sapp
Cleon
Buddy Lewis
Robbie
Jackson Rathbone
Patterson
Salvator Xuereb
Dang
Tsuyoshi Abe
Bullard
Kevin Gage
Julio
Diego Corrales
Faribe
Federico Dordei
Bartender
Wes Takahashi
Bailiff
Matt Farley
Seymore
Richard Kwon
Secretary
Olivia Munn
Mrs. Darby
Barbara Dodd
Parole Board
Megan Cavanagh
Inmate
Roberto 'Lil Rob' Flores
Gay Foosball Champion
Joe Goossen
Mindy Jr.
Faith Womack
Police Officer
Damian F. Sandolo
Prison Dancer
Chris Moss
Councilman Weintraub
David Alan Graf
Hendricks
Bruno Alexander
Police Officer #2
Jon Tenting
Nazi Joe
Brett Wagner
Piano Player
Enrique Teves
Inmate
Andrew Bernhard