A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.
Big Stan
Rob Schneider
The Master
David Carradine
Mindy
Jennifer Morrison
Warden Gasque
Scott Wilson
Dang
Tsuyoshi Abe
Shorts
Henry Gibson
Lew Popper
M. Emmet Walsh
Madame Foreman
Sally Kirkland
Mal
Richard Kind
Tubby
Dan Haggerty
Big Raymond
Bob Sapp
Patterson
Salvator Xuereb
Cleon
Buddy Lewis
Juanito
Peter Vasquez
Robbie
Jackson Rathbone
Diamond King
Ahman Green
Deshawn
Brandon T. Jackson
Master Cho
Simon Rhee
Bullard
Kevin Gage
Prison Chef
Dan Inosanto
Piken
Brandon Molale
Tyler
Jim Cody Williams
Carnahan
Randy Couture
Julio
Diego Corrales
Faribe
Federico Dordei
Nation Member
Don Frye
Alma
Marcia Wallace
Judge Perry
Richard Riehle
Board of Governors
Pilar Schneider
Mrs. Darby
Barbara Dodd
Secretary
Olivia Munn
Parole Board
Megan Cavanagh
Councilman Weintraub
David Alan Graf
Prison Dancer
Chris Moss
Hendricks
Bruno Alexander
Nazi Joe
Brett Wagner
Mindy Jr.
Faith Womack
Seymore
Richard Kwon
Bailiff
Matt Farley
Gay Foosball Champion
Joe Goossen
Piano Player
Enrique Teves
Bartender
Wes Takahashi
Police Officer
Damian F. Sandolo
Police Officer #2
Jon Tenting
Inmate
Andrew Bernhard
Inmate
Roberto 'Lil Rob' Flores
Waiter #1 (uncredited)
T.J. Amato