A series of loosely connected skits that spoof news programs, commercials, porno films, kung-fu films, disaster films, blaxploitation films, spy films, mafia films, and the fear that somebody is watching you on the other side of the TV.
Loo (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
Evan C. Kim
Dr. Klahn (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
Bong Soo Han
Ming Chow (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
Agneta Eckemyr
Cleopatra Schwartz (segment "Cleopatra Schwartz")
Marilyn Joi
Schwartz (segment "Cleopatra Schwartz")
Saul Kahan
Housewife (segment "Household Odors")
Marcy Goldman
Himself (segment "Headache Clinic")
Bill Bixby
TV Technician Thrown by Gorilla (segment "A.M. Today")
John Landis
Guest #1 (segment "Household Odors")
Dulcie Jordan
Guest #2 (segment "Household Odors")
Gracia Lee
Guest #3 (segment "Household Odors")
Sheila Rogers
The Architect (segment "That's Armageddon")
George Lazenby
The Nurse (segment "That's Armageddon")
Victoria Carroll
The Clumsy Waiter (segment "That's Armageddon")
Donald Sutherland
Himself (segment "United Appeal for the Dead")
Henry Gibson
Dino (segment "A.M. Today") (as Richard A. Baker)
Rick Baker
Crazed Clown (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
Felix Silla
Wally (segment "Courtroom")
Tony Dow
Rita Filagree (segment "Courtroom")
Boni Enten
Hornung (segment "Courtroom")
Michael McManus
Taylor (segment "Courtroom")
Dick Yarmy
Man (segment "His New Car") / Technician #2 (segment "Eyewitness News") / Grunwald (segment "Courtroom")
David Zucker
Girl (segment "Eyewitness News")
Tara Strohmeier
Auntie Em (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
Peggy Doyle
Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
Branscombe Richmond
Linda Chambers (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
Lenka Novak
Susan Joyce (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
Nancy Mann
Nancy Reems (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
Betsy Genson
Woman in Shower (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
Uschi Digard
Man (segment "Feel-A-Round")
Jeff Maxwell
Guard #1 (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
George Cheung
Klahn's Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
Phillip Rhee
Various
David Zucker
Various
Jim Abrahams
Various
Jerry Zucker
Stenographer (segment "Courtroom")
Stephen Stucker
Boy (segment "Eyewitness News")
Richard Gates
John Fitzsimmons (segment "A.M. Today")
William Tregoe
Man (segment "Sex Record")
Jack Baker
Woman (segment "Sex Record")
Sharon Kaough
Big Jim Slade (segment "Sex Record")
Manny Perry
Voice Overs (voice)
Shadoe Stevens
Pennington (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
Derek Murcott
Spokesman (segment "Argon") / Voice Overs (voice)
Colin Male
Teenage Volunteer
John Cassisi
Candy Counter Girl (segment "Feel-a-Round"
Tracy Landis
Guard #2 (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
Marcus K. Mukai
Usher (segment "Feel-a-Round")
Michael Alaimo