Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.
Machete Cortez
Danny Trejo
Luther Voz
Mel Gibson
Mendez
Demián Bichir
Blanca Vasquez / Miss San Antonio
Amber Heard
Luz
Michelle Rodriguez
Desdemona
Sofía Vergara
Mr. President (credited as Carlos Estévez)
Charlie Sheen
Sartana Rivera
Jessica Alba
La Camaleon
Lady Gaga
KillJoy
Alexa PenaVega
Cereza Desdemona
Vanessa Hudgens
Osiris Amanpour
Tom Savini
El Camaleon
Cuba Gooding Jr.
El Camaleon
Antonio Banderas
El Camaleon
Walton Goggins
Sheriff Doakes
William Sadler
Zaror
Marko Zaror
Chepo
Julio Oscar Mechoso
Billy
Billy Blair
Clebourne
Samuel Davis
Doc Felix
Felix Sabates
Nurse Mona
Electra Avellan
Nurse Lisa
Elise Avellan
Nurse Fine
Marci Madison
Space Babe
Callie Hernandez
Boss of Mendez
Alejandro Antonio
Wife of Mendez
Crystal Martinez
Trailer Voice Guy (voice)
Corey Burton
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
Pris
Emmy Robbin
Lieutenant Brass
Jason Christopher
Cartel Leader
Sam Medina
Voz's Henchman (uncredited)
J.J. Perry
Radio Guest (uncredited)
Alexander Rodnyansky
Cabrito Cook
Vincent Fuentes
Dollface
Elle LaMont
Dying Cartel Guy
Jorge A. Jimenez