An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Zohan Dvir
Adam Sandler
Dalia Hakbarah
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
John Turturro
Michael Klayman
Nick Swardson
Gail Klayman
Lainie Kazan
Salim Yousfobdal
Rob Schneider
Kevin
Kevin Nealon
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
Dorit
Yamit Sol
Kids' Salon Owner
Adria Tennor
Nasi
Daoud Heidami
James T. O'Skanlon
Dave Matthews
Mrs. Greenhouse
Charlotte Rae
Grant Walbridge
Michael Buffer
Oori Shulimson
Ido Mosseri
Hamdi
Sayed Badreya
Yosi
Robert Smigel
Hassan
Ido Mor
Michal
Donna Feldman
Older Lady in Salon
Norma Michaels
Ze'ev
Danny A. Abeckaser
Older Lady in Salon
Bunny Levine
Bruce Vilanch
Bruce Vilanch
John McEnroe
John McEnroe
Zohan's Mother
Dina Doron
Zohan's Father
Shelley Berman
Taxi Driver
Chris Rock
Paul Mitchell
John Paul DeJoria
Claude
Alec Mapa
Waleed
Ahmed Ahmed
Yitzhak
Ben Wise
Tom
John Farley
Pinchas
Yossi Marshek
Aharon
Guri Weinberg
Bashir
Mousa Kraish
Ephraim
Roni Levy
Levi
Reuven Bar-Yotam
Gray Kleibolt
Barry Livingston
Philip
Rick Gifford
Real Estate Agent
Daniel Browning Smith
Doorman
Tyler Spindel
Mariah's Assistant
Julia Lea Wolov
Mariah's Assistant
Dana Goodman
Fred
Todd Holland
Coleman
Kevin Grady
Skizzy
Bobby Tisdale
Commander
Herzl Tobey
Second Commander
Ori Pfeffer
Koby
Alex Luria
Avi
Guy Oseary
Danny
Yinon Sapir
Sara
Naama Nativ
Homeless Guy
Dennis Dugan
Exploded Shop Owner
Gerry Del Sol
Debbie
Shulie Cowen
Nadira
Maysoon Zayid
Mrs. Skitzer
Helen Siff
Mrs. Paulson
Cynthia Frost
Older Lady in Salon
Anna Berger
Older Lady in Salon
Susan Grace
Older Lady in Salon
Marjorie Loomis
Older Lady in Salon
Carol Schlanger
Older Lady in Salon
Edith S. Wolfrey
Older Lady in Salon
Phoebe Dorin
Hip Salon Receptionist
Lina So
Blonde at Salon
Eloise DeJoria
Catty Hairdresser
Vanessa Long
African American Salon Owner
Donielle Artese
Little Boy
Blake Bertrand
Doctor
Sidney Ganis
Plus Size Girl at Disco
Laurie Meghan Phelps
DJ
Kenneth Greenaway
First Woman in Cab
Constance Barron
First Woman in Cab
Kristen Lowman
Second Woman in Cab
Penelope Windust
Second Woman in Cab
Kathleen Noone
Angry Tall Driver
Christopher Innvar
Truck Driver
Ray Garvey
Dog Owner
Barbara Ann Davison
Hamdi's Passenger
Eric Lamonsoff
Boy Customer
Connor Wiles
Arguing Female Customer
Jennifer De Minco
Walbridge's Girlfriend
Nicole Bennett
Pharmacist
Edmund Lyndeck
Inaz
Lily Javaherpour
Hamdi's Wife (voice)
Kristina Haddad
Phantom's Trainer
Larry Marko
Reporter
Anne Marie Howard
Beach Girl
Veerta Motiani
Kayaker
Billy Concha
Terrorist with Hand
Marco Khan
Disco Merchant
Sam Sagheb
Disco Merchant
Latif Marotti
Disco Merchant
Christian Reeve
Rabbi
Aesop Aquarian
Girl on Zohan's Shoulders
Michelle Arenal
Hot Girl in Club
Jordan Ashbrook
Eti
Moran Atias
Girl at Mall
Ashley Ausburn
Cheerleader
Barbara Jean Barrielle
Isreali Fan
Mike Basone
Fry Cook
Mike Batayeh
Autograph Seeker #1
Robert Benny
Hackey Sack Enthusiast
Denise Bradley
Isreali Soldier
Guile Branco
Businessman
Lamar Brown
Isreali Dancer
Melanie Bulujian
Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl
Monica Cabral
Times Square Crazy Man
Kevin Cannon
Phantom's Wife
Ella Christopher
Nick
Nick Clark
Ribbon Cutting Girl
Cheryl Cosenza
Phantom's Wife
Rossie Cottrell
Isreali Hacky Sack Fan
John Dardenne
Hot Dog Vendor
Joseph DeLuca
Picnic Girl
Kendall Draughn
Electronic Store Customer
John Duerler
Airline Terminal Passenger
Marshall Factora
Isreali Fan
Eric Feliciano
Disco Merchant
Ian Fisher
Phantom's Wife
Anna Garcia Williams
Disco Hip Girl
Leslie Garza
Girl in Club
Jessica Mei Gershen
Waitress
Nikki Giavasis
Commuter
Ronald E. Giles
Isreali Soldier
Sharlene Grover
Isreali Soldier
Sepideh Haftgoli
Dalohan Receptionist
Zahra Heydari
Party Guy
Seth Howard
Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Kevin James
Hotel Manager
Paul Jeans
Spectator
Dave Johnson
Nightclub Bouncer
Todd Justin
Amir
Sam Kalidi
Reporter
Sona Karia
Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Rock Kohli
Criminal #3
Mark Kubr
Shocked Businessman
Timothy Dean Lee
Go Go Dancer
Paula Lemes
Businesswoman
Bernadette Lords
Arab #3
Anthony Martins
Hot Girl / Waitress
Roni Meron
Cheerleader
Nicole Montano
Girl in Club
Rachael Murphy
Phantom's Wife
Bibiana Navas
Hacky Sack Fan
Christina Neferis
Street Merchant
Adam Ohl
Redneck Posse Man #2
John Radcliff
The Hot Chick
Klavdia Ramnareine
Snooty French Girl at the Club
Deborah Rombaut
Middle Eastern Girl
Sandra Rosko
Score Keeper
Rob Shapiro
Fan in the Crowd
Mikael Sharafyan
Dancer
Jhennah Sinclaire
Woman in Beauty Shop
Terrie Snell
Angry Palestinian
Chris Spinelli
Little Boy #2
Riley Thomas Stewart
Isreali Soldier
Lee Stickler
Party Goer
Sarah Stringer
Ruth
Christa Texeira
Rock-throwing Girl
Keana Texeira
Zeb
Seth Texeira
Alena
Sophie Texeira
Angry Palestinian
Ryan Phillip Thomas
Shopper
Gina Tleel
Cafe Customer
Uzimann
Isreali Soldier
Kevin van Doorslaer
Disco-Tech
Dave Vij
Girlfriend
Holly Weber
Salon Patron
Molly Weiner
Hot Dog Patron
Joe Van Wie
Limousine Passenger
Henry Winkler
Girlfriend
Saye Yabandeh
Ukrossi
Julius Zagon
Phantom's Best Friend
David Zahedian
Mrs. Haines
Betty Murphy
George Takei
George Takei
Phantom's Wife
Dianne Perry Dowler
Phantom's Wife (uncredited)
Maite Garcia
Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)
Sadie Sandler
News Cameraman (uncredited)
Mark Winn